Sex With a Teacher, a Nurse....
How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher, a nurse or an airline stewardess?
A teacher says we got to do this over and over again 'til we get it right.
A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.
And a airline stewardess says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
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A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter.
"The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now.
"The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.
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Rubbing her the right way.
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning,
"I need a man, I need a man!"Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
